“ this is why I read novels: so i can escape my own unrelenting monologue. ”
carol shields; i’m finding this quote particularly fitting right now. my choice of novels, however, are an entirely different matter altogether…it’s certainly debatable whether or not the twisted world of crime & punishment is the best thing for me to escape to, and the fact that, at one point late last night, i said to myself, “wow, i totally under raskolnikov’s reasoning!” is definitely more than just a little disconcerting.
“ i’ll see you”
“when?”
“back here. or in heaven.”
“you really think we’re going to get into heaven?”
“ah…you and me together? god doesn’t have the balls to keep us out. ”
chris keller & tobias beecher, oz, by far my favorite tv couple ever
this completley socially acceptable apron describes, in 4 words, more accurately the plight of the all-american un-donald trump than i ever could
“ So one of my wife’s co-workers was in the airport not too long ago, dressed nicely, on her way out of town on business. She’s wearing heels, but needs to walk down to check on her flight or something, so she takes off her heels and stuffs them in her little bag and puts on a pair of sandals. A few minutes later, she sees Tim Gunn standing there, talking on his cell phone. She gets embarrassed about wearing the sandals, so she sneakily reaches into her bag and gets the heels, puts them back on, and stuffs the sandals back in the bag. About that time, Tim says into his phone, “Hold on one second,” and then looks at her and says, “Did you just do that for me?” Embarrassed, she admits she did, and he says, “I fucking love it. ”
this is quite possibly the best celebrity encounter i have ever read. i will have to endure the tremendous injustice of having to watch ANYTHING on lifetime just because tim gunn is that fierce
…is this how i am going to justify all my decisions in the future?
spotted: extremely scary looking cholo with flame tattoos climbing up his arm wearing BRIGHT BLUE CROCS internet, my life is complete
